Sunday, April 16, 2017

Even more Q&A

This is fun!

31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

That's a tough one.  Either I've lacked any real exciting experiences or I just haven't found the things people have done to me to be that weird.  I will say that the first time a lady slipped her finger up my butt hole during a BJ, it was certainly unexpected, but by the way I came, I'd say there was definitely nothing weird about it.
32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

Yes.  As a teen, I was completely fascinated with the idea of tasting my own cum.  I would constantly take the pre-cum from the tip of my dick and taste.  In fact, I do that still when I'm jacking off.  Anyway, I would get myself all bent into position on my shoulders with my legs up over my head and my dick as close to my mouth as I could reach.  Sadly, I'm not one of those guys who was blessed with the flexibility or long enough cock to suck myself.   I would do this constantly but again and again, the moment I would cum, I'd turn my head.  I think many guys have had this same experience.  When I was dating my high school GF, I would tell her that as soon as I ejaculated, she should quickly lift her pussy onto my face.  I had the desire for cream pies at a very early age.  But just like with the jacking off thing, I'd lose interest in the taste of my own seed the moment I came.  One time, she put her knees on my shoulders and forcibly spread her cum filled pussy onto my face.  I squirmed like hell and pushed her off but not before I was covered in my own goo.  But to answer the question - yes, I've tasted my own jizz.  Once when I came inside my wife, we were laying in bed nude just enjoying the moment and somehow after about ten minutes I got the urge and went down on her.  I know a lot of guys who think nothing of eating a woman after they have cum, but I just have this mental block that forms after I reach orgasm.  Now eating another guy's cum?  Sign me up.   
33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: 

Yes.  I've had a vasectomy so I haven't worn one in years.
34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
When I was younger I did all the normal experimentation that all kids do when they get a chance to.  So whipped cream, chocolate syrup, all those things have been done.  You learn that it is a sticky mess and a lot more erotic in pictures than it is in person.  I have always wanted to violate a woman with a cucumber though.

35: Worst possible time to get horny:
I know the answer is supposed to be "Never", but I seriously do not like to get horny if I'm already falling asleep.

36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?
Sure.  As long as she doesn't sound like one of those fake porn women.

37: How much fapping is too much fapping:
I'd say if you did it once a day that'd be pretty healthy.  I think if you did it so much that you were skipping having regular sex with your partner, you may have a problem.  I know some younger people prefer jacking it to porn instead of sex with a real person.  I can see how that might happen, but that's probably too much.

38: Best sexual complement you ever got:

My wife has told me that I have the most perfect looking dick she has ever seen.  She's had bigger, smaller, thicker and longer, but she says mine is perfect.
39: Favorite foreplay activities:

What is this foreplay you speak of?
40: What do you wear to bed?

My underwear.
41: When was the first time you masturbated:

I think I was 12.  I had heard of it, but I had no idea what they were talking about.  Then one day I was in the shower making sure my hard-on was extra clean and it just happened, I came and I was hooked.
42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

Yes.  And so does my wife and so do some of my readers!
43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

We own a hot tub, so it happens fairly often.
44: Have/would you ever have sex in public?

Yes, many times.
45: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

Threesomes are the primary reason for my blog.
46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

I've shoved more things in my ass than I can recall.  No light bulbs or anything like that, but when I was a kid and realized my hole gave me a great deal of pleasure when jacking off, I was pretty inventive.  Think the handle end of screw drivers and such.
47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

As much as I crave the idea of a threesome with two women, I'm not as turned on by lesbian porn.  I do enjoy gay porn - mostly guys giving guys BJ's.  I have to admit, I am somewhat picky.  Like straight porn, I'm not a fan of supermodel looking guys in gay porn.  Give me an older guy in a suit with a younger man and I can get off on that.  I also strangely enough like watching older (like dudes in their 70's) going at it.  I just imagine myself at an old folks home when I'm old and just walking around blowing the other residents.
48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)
I'm turned on by giving blow jobs and I crave going down on random women I see at the grocery store.  Yet, my wife wishes I would do it more with her.

49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

I love looking at people's tattoos even though I don't have any. My wife has three.  I don't like anything on the face or neck and I prefer really well done, colorful tats. If it is a permanent thing, spend some money and get it done by a good artist.
50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

That's a big responsibility.  I've never fucked a virgin but I did break a virgins hymen with my finger.  I had no idea she had not been fingered before.
51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

Grits.
52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

I support both.  I think I'd be a horrible failure at both.  I think it would be cool to get paid for pleasuring someone though, just to experience it.  I have a close friend who makes money working as an escort.  Hearing her tell stories about it makes the whole concept depressing.  The men she has as clients have money to burn, and they leave satisfied and she leaves paid.  

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