Wednesday, April 19, 2017

I Finished all 91 Q&A's...

Well, this has been a fun little exercise.  I'm pretty sure some of the questions were written by people who have never had any sex at all.  Anyway, feel free to grab a few that you like and answer them and e-mail to me (if you are shy) or leave comments.

You can see the entire list in the tab above called 91 Questions.


78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?

In the right circumstances, I'd have sex with probably any of my friends.  Being Bi sort of opens up your options.  
79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?

I know it seems like I'd have the same answer as above, but I guess this gives me an opportunity to talk about one of my favorite topics - TV shows I spend too much time watching.  A few from last night:  I love that the wife on The Americans seems to enjoy the nude scenes in that show.  Any chance to show her perfect bare ass, she is in.  She's one.  We've also been watching that show, Detour. I've found Natalie Zea attractive since I first saw her in Justified. There is a funny new show called The American Housewife with actress Katie Mixon. I love her voice and the expressions she makes on her face.  Another one, I don't care if she is just too pretty to be normal, I love Kelly Cuoco from Big Bang.
There are several actresses from TV shows that have smaller roles I enjoy.  From the Dallas remake and more recently, the TV show version of Lethal Weapon, Jordana Brewster really works for me. I also really liked the wife of Brody, Morena Baccarin who is also in Gotham (and has been in so many other shows - like Firefly). Speaking of Homeland.  No, aside from that opening scene in season one where she pulls down her panties and gives herself a whore-bath, I cannot be interested in Claire Danes because she always looks like she is about to cry.  There are just so many more.  Can I get into local news?  I love the following in no particular order: Sarah LuceroDelaine Mathieu and Karen Grace.  And that's enough TV for me, for now.  Jesus, I hope these people don't have vanity searches and find out they made my list.  I doubt they'd be flattered.
80. Favorite sexual position? 

Honestly?  On my back.
81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?

That could be fun.  never tried it.
82. Are you into any BDSM?

Technically, my kink falls into the BDSM realm.  I'm certainly interested in understanding the mechanics of BDSM as a thing, and as a way for people to push thier limits, but if you think of a traditional dungeon or a guy in a gimp outfit, handcuffs and masks and such?  Not really.
83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?

Go back and read #79.  
84. Do you like dirty talk?

Not really my thing.  I prefer frank discussions about dirty things, not with the intent to sexualize it, though I enjoy if that discussion does get a little hot and heavy.  This is why I'm not really good at sexting or sexual phone calls.  I'm just not into it.  Yet I'd be happy to trade explicit details of something that actually took place.  I do like how Dan Savage has created an easy guide to dirty talk for those who think they can't do it.  Simply tell the person what you are going to do to them.  Then tell them what you are doing to them.  Then tell them what you did to them.  "I'm going to fuck you.  I'm fucking you. I just fucked you!"  That's step one to dirty talk.
85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?

Quiet until that tiny whimper when I'm about to cum.
86. Have you ever been interrupted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?

Yes to both.  Kid walked in on us during sex once.  That left me scarred for years.  My older sister busted me whacking off. We don't discuss it.
87. What kind of porn do you like to watch?

Pics of real people. I'll take a frumpy housewife with saggy boobs who is just trying to be sexy self over an airbrushed model any day.  I don't care for produced porn movies, though I'm good with short clips of real people doing naughty things.
88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?

Yes - many times.  Strangely, I haven't been slapped or fired.
89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?

Isn't that the reason most people do it?  Or maybe I misunderstood.
90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?

Yes.  If you still keep in contact, is it really a one night stand?
91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?

Yes.  Yes, I'd think so.

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