Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Q&A: 53 through 77

We're getting there.  Feel free to answer any of these for yourself.

53: Do you watch porn?

I dabble.  My preferences is reading blogs and I enjoy it when the bloggers I follow include pics.  I also spend some time with Tumblr scrolling rapidly through pictures of naked people and the occasional 15 second clip of someone blowing someone.  I'm not the type to sit down and watch a porn movie.
54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

Yes and often.  Have you read this blog?  Bi, threesomes, voyeur, creeper.  I have quite a few bases covered in the freak department.
55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

Not really.  On a dare or something, no hesitation but in general, I like that my undies keep me in place.  I may not have a huge wiener, but I like it to stay comfortably in place when I'm at work.
56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

No.  I prefer neatly trimmed, but pubes aren't going to gross me out.
57: If you could give yourself head, would you?

Yes.  In fact, I'd never leave the house.
58: Booty or Boobs?

Boobs catch everyone's attention for sure, but I find myself staring at asses more often.
59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

Yes. That's just who I am.  
60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?

If I was good looking I'd flaunt it.  I'd do a lot of flirting and teasing.  But the man in me says I'd go to place women are allowed to go.  Female locker rooms, female restrooms, you know, the things guys wish we had x-ray vision for.  I'd find some females and ask them a bunch of sex questions just see what they say.  You know, I'd go all Mrs. Doubtfire on them.  Ultimately, after I got my feel of being a voyeur with a golden key, I find some poor old sap like myself and I'd let him fuck me. Then I'd blog about it all.
61: have you ever watched someone masturbate?

Yes.  
62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?

Oh, yes.  Two ladies I worked with watched me.  Good times.
63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?

Yes.  I used to get off on having a boner visible through my slacks.  I still do, if I'm being truthful.  I've used the boner trick trying to flirt with women.  It can produce a giggle.
64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)

I don't J/O as much these days but if I have time alone, I'll look at some pleasurable pics and slowly fondle my junk.  Then, when I find just the right imagery, I'll lean back in my chair, pull my shorts down and quickly release.  If I am in a time crunch and in the shower, I usually use shampoo as a lube.  I'll stroke my shaft and probe my anus until I shoot all over the shower wall.
65. What is your bra/penis size?

Average.  My dick is just under 6" fully erect.    
66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?

When I was about 17 or 18, I took a block of wood and whittled it into a phallic shape.  I took it with me into some nearby woods and proceeded to fuck myself while jacking off.  That was not very pleasurable at all considering I had no lube.  When I came, I pulled it out and just left it there on the ground.  I can only assume someone stumbled upon it and got a laugh.  I've also used screwdriver handles, pens (never borrow anyone's pen), and other things nearby.
67. When was the last time you masturbated?

Two weeks ago? Not sure.
68. When was the last time you had sex?

Sunday morning (writing this on Tuesday).
69. When was the last time you watched porn?

This morning.  I have Tumblr up in another window but was more interested in answering these questions - for you!
70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?

I've purchased several.  I think the last one was a penis ring stimulation tool.  More people need to get over themselves and buy sex toys.
71. Guys:Circumsized?

Yes.
72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?

That part between my balls and my butt.  Or is that a genital part?
73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?

Naturally my dick and balls and anus.
74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?
75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?

I'm not sure what that means.  I have sent messages to people on Tumblr and I assume they don't know who I am.
76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?

Can't recall.
77. Which wet dream was your favorite?

I had a dream in probably Junior High school and I used to always sleep with the radio on.  I guess Bruce Springsteen's "Born to Run" was playing so that song infiltrated my dream.  This girl that I had been crushing on for years lived a few houses down and in that dream, she was finally letting me kiss her and more.  Oh, it was a beautiful sticky mess.  That song always takes me back to that time.

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