Thursday, July 27, 2017

What's Your Secret?


A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look!  What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.  Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.  On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing!  How old are you?"

"Thirty-four," she replied.

1 comment:

relevent married guy said...

lol...funny stuff......secrets though?
How about that spongy head atop a hard throbbing hot shaft in your hands.....
ah my mind wanders today.