For years, probably ten years or more, I have read various forums about the "Hot Wife" lifestyle. For those that don't know, these are wives who have sex with other men and the husband is totally cool with it. And yes, I've been one of those husbands who was cool with it. Anyway, in these forums, there is often discussion of the ankle bracelet that when worn on the left ankle (or is it the right?) is supposed to signify that a married lady is a Hot Wife. Of course, in reality, I'm pretty sure that whole ankle bracelet was in style (perhaps it still is) and everyone from pre-teens to great-grandmothers were potentially on the prowl for a lover as an eager husband (or great-great grandfather) waited at home eager for some visual stimuli. Really, just because a few people think of something as a signal, it doesn't stop the rest of society from inadvertently misusing it.
Anyway, I just read this about the handkerchief code: Light blue - Oral sex Wearing it in the left back pocket or on the left side indicates willingness to receive oral sex. Wearing it in the right back pocket or on the right side indicates desire to perform oral sex.
Needless to say I'm now going to have to run out and buy a bunch of light blue handkerchiefs because I'm going to need one for both pockets! For those of us who like to have our dicks sucked by guys but are also eager to return the favor, perhaps we could just wear a light blue tie everyday. Not distinctive enough? Perhaps a light blue bib. That would also be helpful for clean-up afterwards.
Thoughts on codes? Do you have a favorite for alerting someone you think might be interested? Are you reconsidering that ankle bracelet you just purchased your mom?