Wednesday, April 26, 2017

IGHIH: Toys!

There was an inkling that we might have a visitor Tuesday afternoon.  I actually moved some meetings to allow an early departure form work in hopes of being home soon enough to catch the play.  The last few times, through no fault of theirs, my wife and JD were either finishing up or he was gone by the time I made it home.  I wanted to be sure to get in on the action.  Sure enough, the stars aligned and when I pulled onto my street JD's truck was parked across from the house.

I'm one of those people who normally enters the house through the garage, but this time I decided I would quietly enter through the front door. The noise from the garage door opening then closing is quite a warning to anyone engaged in hanky-panky, and frankly, I wanted to play voyeur. Sure enough as I crept into the kitchen, I could see movement in the bedroom,  There was a trail of discarded clothes on the floor, though JD's slacks were neatly folded over the back of a bar stool and his tie was gently dropped on the counter.  But there were other clothes and shoes and socks about.
I peered into the room to see my nude wife leaning over JD giving him head.  In the room, I could see the briefcase of toys open and a large vibrator laying at the foot of the bed.  There was giggling and playful conversation, but nothing I could really make out.  In spite of the fact that I was literally twenty feet away, the music playing in the living room created a sound buffer. I would peek in for a look, then slip back into the kitchen.  This played out for a few minutes.
At one point they moved positions again.  JD moved over the top of her and stuck his fat dick into her pussy.  Yes!  I think allowing them the privacy was what he needed to get his erection going.  For those who haven't followed, there have been some E.D. issues.  My wife is fine now that she realizes it isn't her.  And frankly, she uses his other talents to her benefit.  Unfortunately, the entry was short lived and she laughed and announced that he was slipping out.  She quickly began stroking him and telling him it was fine.

And as someone who is getting old myself, it was my creaky knees that gave away my presence.  Not even surprised, my wife just asked me to come in and join them.  I walked into the room in just my underwear and socks then quickly made an exit to grab a cold beer.  Honestly, I just wanted them to have a little more time before I joined in.

My plan worked.  I came into the room just as JD was unloading a huge load on her tits.  I regret not getting a picture of the mess.

I should back up and point out that a week or so ago, JD sent a picture of his hand covered in his own seed - the result of a sexting session my wife got him through.  She showed me how white his cum was as compared to mine.  I attribute my more watery looking spunk to be associated with the fact I had a vasectomy twenty something years ago.  I'm no doctor, but it sounds legit.

Anyway, back to this afternoon, his white mess was covering my wife's tits and as he politely moved away to get a towel for her, I climbed aboard and totally consumed the entire load.  I could leave the description there, but specifically for the troll I'll add from a note I sent to a friend: "I kept thinking to myself for the rest of the night how I simply love the taste, texture and just the act of consuming another mans cum.  Can't seem to swallow my own but God, I just enjoy the act of it with another guy."  I sucked in the delicious mess and tried to avoid getting it on my beard and mustache, but as it turned out, JD just handed me the towel, because I was a dripping mess.  The man must have been storing it for a week.

The fun wasn't over yet. There was a lot giggling and playful chat and my wife pointed to a bag on the dresser from a local adult store that was voted the best in San Antonio recently.  My wife apparently spent over an hour in the place and one of the items she purchases was a beginners kit for pegging.  JD has been talking it up, suggesting that it would be a turn on for him to watch my wife use a strap-on on me.  I play it off and suggest that he really wants it as an excuse for her to use it on him.  The atmosphere is playful and fun, and my wife immediately begins putting the equipment on.

In moments, the little rubber dong is attached, lube is slathered on and I hand JD my phone asking him to snap some shots.  Problem number one:  My wife is too short and I'm forced to scoot my ass down low enough for her to reach.  Problem two:  The beginner plug is really meant for someone who has never had as much as a finger up their ass.  With lube, this isn't even a teaser.
With this type of harness, my wife is able to attach one of the other dildos found in her briefcase of sex toys, and now we are in business.  More lube please!

In the end, ahem, we played for just a few minutes because I think my wife needs to get the hang of it, but also, we were up against the clock.  Suffice it to say, the dong went in, though maybe only half way or so, and we all found the strap-on to be something worth exploring more.  When I pushed myself up from the edge of the bed, I pointed and told JD - "You're turn!"

Instead, he jumped in the shower and watched as I took my wife from behind.  He yelled out, "This is a first for me.  I've never taken a shower while watching other people have sex."

In the few minutes it took for him to shower and for me to unload, I asked my wife if I missed anything.  She told me that before I got there, he had gone down on her to the tune of four huge orgasms.  I asked about him slipping his dick in her.  She said he made it about as far in as the dildo made it up my ass, but started to go soft almost immediately.
Once I had cum, my wife slipped into the shower while JD was drying off.  I snapped a picture of our sink full of toys and again marveled at how casual all of this had become for the three of us.

Thursday, April 20, 2017

Waiting Room Volume

Here's a question for you.  How personal does a conversation have to be before you tone it down in front of other people?  Using the scenario of being in a waiting room where a TV is playing HGTV, people are checking thier Facebook pages or texting people on thier phones, what is your likelihood of having a conversation at normal conversational volume, regardless of what it is?  Clearly, I'm painting a specific picture of a particular thing, but before you read any further into my scenario, maybe you could take a second and just settle it in your own mind.

For me, I tend to adjust my volume based upon my surroundings.  If I'm in a room full of people watching a sporting event and the conversation is about the huge play that was just made, I'm certainly going to speak loud enough that anyone else in that room could respond or make a comment to add to the conversation.  You invite participation that way.  But in that same room of sports fans, I'm not going to enthusiastically announce that I just shit my pants and need to make an emergency exit.

So here is what happened: My wife and I were sitting in a reasonably crowded waiting room when she chuckled.  I looked up from my own phone and she said in a conversational volume, that she got a funny message from JD.

I looked at her thinking to myself that she would lower her voice but no, she casually explained that he wanted to get an RV, outfit it with cameras and then have me drive around while the two of them have sex in the back.  I could watch them on the camera.

She laughed again and I just looked at her and asked  in a hushed tone if she thought everyone in the waiting room should know.  She just shrugged her shoulders and said, "Oh, they don't care."

I of course surveyed the nearest people to us. The lady sitting about five feet from us never looked up from her phone but I'm sure she gave a slight chuckle under her breath.

I guess it's true.  Most people these days are not nearly as voyeuristically observant as I am; I pick up on conversations all the time.  Perhaps this is why I tend to quiet down when talking about finances and fucking.

I think the more interesting thing is how casual this has become in our life.  I would have never thought she would be so open and frankly, honest about what is going on.  I know early in our years of this stuff, she would pretend that we had not allowed another man in our bed.  Just flat out deny it to herself.  Now, it's normal.

I presented this scenario to one of my co-workers yesterday, a guy familiar with our situation.  He went off for ten minutes about how his wife does the same exact thing (not drive around in an RV fucking, but talk loud).  He said the worst is when he will quietly make note of a person, describing the clothes or body features and his wife will just respond by pointing and loudly say, "You mean that lady with the ugly sweater?" or some such.

His conclusion: All women are stupid.

Okay, I'm not sure I'm going to take that as fact, but people, is this a guy thing?

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

I Finished all 91 Q&A's...

Well, this has been a fun little exercise.  I'm pretty sure some of the questions were written by people who have never had any sex at all.  Anyway, feel free to grab a few that you like and answer them and e-mail to me (if you are shy) or leave comments.

You can see the entire list in the tab above called 91 Questions.

78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?

In the right circumstances, I'd have sex with probably any of my friends.  Being Bi sort of opens up your options.  
79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?

I know it seems like I'd have the same answer as above, but I guess this gives me an opportunity to talk about one of my favorite topics - TV shows I spend too much time watching.  A few from last night:  I love that the wife on The Americans seems to enjoy the nude scenes in that show.  Any chance to show her perfect bare ass, she is in.  She's one.  We've also been watching that show, Detour. I've found Natalie Zea attractive since I first saw her in Justified. There is a funny new show called The American Housewife with actress Katie Mixon. I love her voice and the expressions she makes on her face.  Another one, I don't care if she is just too pretty to be normal, I love Kelly Cuoco from Big Bang.
There are several actresses from TV shows that have smaller roles I enjoy.  From the Dallas remake and more recently, the TV show version of Lethal Weapon, Jordana Brewster really works for me. I also really liked the wife of Brody, Morena Baccarin who is also in Gotham (and has been in so many other shows - like Firefly). Speaking of Homeland.  No, aside from that opening scene in season one where she pulls down her panties and gives herself a whore-bath, I cannot be interested in Claire Danes because she always looks like she is about to cry.  There are just so many more.  Can I get into local news?  I love the following in no particular order: Sarah LuceroDelaine Mathieu and Karen Grace.  And that's enough TV for me, for now.  Jesus, I hope these people don't have vanity searches and find out they made my list.  I doubt they'd be flattered.
80. Favorite sexual position? 

Honestly?  On my back.
81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?

That could be fun.  never tried it.
82. Are you into any BDSM?

Technically, my kink falls into the BDSM realm.  I'm certainly interested in understanding the mechanics of BDSM as a thing, and as a way for people to push thier limits, but if you think of a traditional dungeon or a guy in a gimp outfit, handcuffs and masks and such?  Not really.
83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?

Go back and read #79.  
84. Do you like dirty talk?

Not really my thing.  I prefer frank discussions about dirty things, not with the intent to sexualize it, though I enjoy if that discussion does get a little hot and heavy.  This is why I'm not really good at sexting or sexual phone calls.  I'm just not into it.  Yet I'd be happy to trade explicit details of something that actually took place.  I do like how Dan Savage has created an easy guide to dirty talk for those who think they can't do it.  Simply tell the person what you are going to do to them.  Then tell them what you are doing to them.  Then tell them what you did to them.  "I'm going to fuck you.  I'm fucking you. I just fucked you!"  That's step one to dirty talk.
85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?

Quiet until that tiny whimper when I'm about to cum.
86. Have you ever been interrupted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?

Yes to both.  Kid walked in on us during sex once.  That left me scarred for years.  My older sister busted me whacking off. We don't discuss it.
87. What kind of porn do you like to watch?

Pics of real people. I'll take a frumpy housewife with saggy boobs who is just trying to be sexy self over an airbrushed model any day.  I don't care for produced porn movies, though I'm good with short clips of real people doing naughty things.
88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?

Yes - many times.  Strangely, I haven't been slapped or fired.
89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?

Isn't that the reason most people do it?  Or maybe I misunderstood.
90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?

Yes.  If you still keep in contact, is it really a one night stand?
91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?

Yes.  Yes, I'd think so.

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Q&A: 53 through 77

We're getting there.  Feel free to answer any of these for yourself.

53: Do you watch porn?

I dabble.  My preferences is reading blogs and I enjoy it when the bloggers I follow include pics.  I also spend some time with Tumblr scrolling rapidly through pictures of naked people and the occasional 15 second clip of someone blowing someone.  I'm not the type to sit down and watch a porn movie.
54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

Yes and often.  Have you read this blog?  Bi, threesomes, voyeur, creeper.  I have quite a few bases covered in the freak department.
55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

Not really.  On a dare or something, no hesitation but in general, I like that my undies keep me in place.  I may not have a huge wiener, but I like it to stay comfortably in place when I'm at work.
56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

No.  I prefer neatly trimmed, but pubes aren't going to gross me out.
57: If you could give yourself head, would you?

Yes.  In fact, I'd never leave the house.
58: Booty or Boobs?

Boobs catch everyone's attention for sure, but I find myself staring at asses more often.
59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

Yes. That's just who I am.  
60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?

If I was good looking I'd flaunt it.  I'd do a lot of flirting and teasing.  But the man in me says I'd go to place women are allowed to go.  Female locker rooms, female restrooms, you know, the things guys wish we had x-ray vision for.  I'd find some females and ask them a bunch of sex questions just see what they say.  You know, I'd go all Mrs. Doubtfire on them.  Ultimately, after I got my feel of being a voyeur with a golden key, I find some poor old sap like myself and I'd let him fuck me. Then I'd blog about it all.
61: have you ever watched someone masturbate?

62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?

Oh, yes.  Two ladies I worked with watched me.  Good times.
63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?

Yes.  I used to get off on having a boner visible through my slacks.  I still do, if I'm being truthful.  I've used the boner trick trying to flirt with women.  It can produce a giggle.
64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)

I don't J/O as much these days but if I have time alone, I'll look at some pleasurable pics and slowly fondle my junk.  Then, when I find just the right imagery, I'll lean back in my chair, pull my shorts down and quickly release.  If I am in a time crunch and in the shower, I usually use shampoo as a lube.  I'll stroke my shaft and probe my anus until I shoot all over the shower wall.
65. What is your bra/penis size?

Average.  My dick is just under 6" fully erect.    
66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?

When I was about 17 or 18, I took a block of wood and whittled it into a phallic shape.  I took it with me into some nearby woods and proceeded to fuck myself while jacking off.  That was not very pleasurable at all considering I had no lube.  When I came, I pulled it out and just left it there on the ground.  I can only assume someone stumbled upon it and got a laugh.  I've also used screwdriver handles, pens (never borrow anyone's pen), and other things nearby.
67. When was the last time you masturbated?

Two weeks ago? Not sure.
68. When was the last time you had sex?

Sunday morning (writing this on Tuesday).
69. When was the last time you watched porn?

This morning.  I have Tumblr up in another window but was more interested in answering these questions - for you!
70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?

I've purchased several.  I think the last one was a penis ring stimulation tool.  More people need to get over themselves and buy sex toys.
71. Guys:Circumsized?

72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?

That part between my balls and my butt.  Or is that a genital part?
73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?

Naturally my dick and balls and anus.
74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?
75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?

I'm not sure what that means.  I have sent messages to people on Tumblr and I assume they don't know who I am.
76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?

Can't recall.
77. Which wet dream was your favorite?

I had a dream in probably Junior High school and I used to always sleep with the radio on.  I guess Bruce Springsteen's "Born to Run" was playing so that song infiltrated my dream.  This girl that I had been crushing on for years lived a few houses down and in that dream, she was finally letting me kiss her and more.  Oh, it was a beautiful sticky mess.  That song always takes me back to that time.

Monday, April 17, 2017

Creeper Guilt

I should be ashamed of myself but to be honest, I've just accepted that this is who I am.  I'm the guy who as innocently as possible gawks at a coworker's wife while he is being promoted.

If you go back to New Years Eve, my wife and I were at a great party at Co-worker A's condo overlooking our beautiful downtown.  This young LT and his smoking hot wife were there and even then, I found it difficult not to sneak an occasional peek at her.

As the drinks flowed, she began saying and doing things that seemed to show this chick was only getting started.  In fact, she made another guys wife uncomfortable by repeatedly trying to make out with her.  The lady told the LT, "Uh could you please ask your drunk wife to stop tongue fucking my mouth?"

That was funny.

The other thing was, she confided in the hostess who confided in my wife that, the LT's dick is so big she is in pain every time they fuck.

My dick is fairly average in size.  I'd be happy to fill in.

So on Friday, we held a promotion ceremony for the young LT and his wife was seated next to me.  I loved the looks she gave her husband at times during the ceremony.  I pretended to be looking into the audience but I was looking at her and at him.

These kids seem to still be in love.  If only he was into having a guy old enough to be their father, give her a good licking and fucking.

When it was over, I walked back to the office with Co-Worker H.   We both could not stop talking about this wife.  Of course, Co-Worker H has been mentioned a few times recently so I should just come right and say it. In a weird chain of events, H has now become my direct boss.  And we are sucking each other as often as we can do so without raising suspicion.  It is not uncommon for doors to be shut during conversations about personnel matters, so nobody bats an eyelash, but still.

Mostly, H is blowing me. He loves my dick and my cum.  I love his huge dick too, but I've never tasted his cum. With us older guys, these things happen.  You get older, your dick doesn't work as well as it did when you were younger.  It is a nice treat to try to get him fully erect though.

I totally get H's constant horniness in spite of his malfunctioning dick.  It is a mental thing where you see every situation as potentially sexual, yet you have enough self-control to not just whip out your dick and jack-off.  It is a form of mental masturbation I suppose.  We were sitting in a meeting and he he lightly kicked my leg to get my attention.  I used his eyes to motion toward the female co-worker seated two seats away from me.  Her side view accentuated her huge, firm breasts, tightly covered by a clingy blouse.  I looked back at him and he made just the slightest expression involving licking his lips.  I let out a silent giggle only to notice another colleague of ours witness the exchange.  Busted.

This is the sort of thing that keeps HR departments in business. Old guys getting all gawky at the younger women in the work place.  Just reading it sounds bad, but in reality, this is not Mad Men on steroids, in fact, aside from that little miscue, the comments and creepy looks are very much done in private.

I just question whether or not (and I apologize, I feel like I've posed this same question over and over for years now) I'm extra special creepy.  I feel like I am in a constant state of horndoggedness when I'm out in public.  The hostess at the place we go to for Friday night Margaritas and beer always seems to seat us in a place that allows me to stare at her.  She is young (too young to even consider) but she has this beautiful face and eyes.  We make eye contact multiple times during the visit.  She is not flirting with me, I think she is just trying to be nice.

I see a lady in my neighborhood when I'm checking my mail.  She lives in the house near the mailbox cluster and seems to always be outside with her kids or working in her yard.  She is blonde, wears outfits that seem appropriate for a golf course, always fashionable and conservative.  I've made up all these stories in my mind that she must be foreign.  Sure enough, my wife and I stop at a garage sale and she is there, chatting with the lady hosting the sale.  I was right.  Her accent is German.  Suddenly I'm eager for her to do something German to me.  I don't know what that means but it feels like it would be dirty and hot.

You already know about me and the grocery store.  The experience every time is like a fat kid in a candy store.  I want a sample of nearly everything there.  Young mommies in yoga pants; college girls with their ass cheeks exposed. My wife makes good cover since, surely, no husband would be checking out women in every aisle with his wife present.

My next door neighbors have both of their adult children living with them.  The daughter is a college graduate and works, the son may still be in college.  I've been attracted to the mother in this family from the day we moved in.  She is from South America and works as a designer.  She could be a model.  She and the daughter always wave hello when they are headed to the gym and I'm outside.  They both wear those workout style yoga pants and I avoid staring.  I've always been so attracted to the the mother that I've barely given the daughter a second look.  But then the other day, I was outside when the daughter came home from a water park. She was wearing shorts that allowed her ass cheeks to hang out and suddenly, I found an interest in her.  I still like the mother better, but damn.

My entire neighborhood is fill with mostly attractive people.  They are active, they walk their dogs, they walk with kids on bicycles, and they jog.  I noticed some older guys, guys my age will sit out front in their lawn chairs in the evening.  Are they just creepers like me?  Probably.  One guy who is a police officer sits outside and smokes a big fat cigar.  I can just see him telling his wife he is going to be nice and smoke his cigar outside.  But why not on the back porch?  Nah, better do it out front where the people are.

I guess this is what I've become.  One of those old guys who gawks at women.  

Sunday, April 16, 2017

Even more Q&A

This is fun!

31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

That's a tough one.  Either I've lacked any real exciting experiences or I just haven't found the things people have done to me to be that weird.  I will say that the first time a lady slipped her finger up my butt hole during a BJ, it was certainly unexpected, but by the way I came, I'd say there was definitely nothing weird about it.
32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

Yes.  As a teen, I was completely fascinated with the idea of tasting my own cum.  I would constantly take the pre-cum from the tip of my dick and taste.  In fact, I do that still when I'm jacking off.  Anyway, I would get myself all bent into position on my shoulders with my legs up over my head and my dick as close to my mouth as I could reach.  Sadly, I'm not one of those guys who was blessed with the flexibility or long enough cock to suck myself.   I would do this constantly but again and again, the moment I would cum, I'd turn my head.  I think many guys have had this same experience.  When I was dating my high school GF, I would tell her that as soon as I ejaculated, she should quickly lift her pussy onto my face.  I had the desire for cream pies at a very early age.  But just like with the jacking off thing, I'd lose interest in the taste of my own seed the moment I came.  One time, she put her knees on my shoulders and forcibly spread her cum filled pussy onto my face.  I squirmed like hell and pushed her off but not before I was covered in my own goo.  But to answer the question - yes, I've tasted my own jizz.  Once when I came inside my wife, we were laying in bed nude just enjoying the moment and somehow after about ten minutes I got the urge and went down on her.  I know a lot of guys who think nothing of eating a woman after they have cum, but I just have this mental block that forms after I reach orgasm.  Now eating another guy's cum?  Sign me up.   
33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: 

Yes.  I've had a vasectomy so I haven't worn one in years.
34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
When I was younger I did all the normal experimentation that all kids do when they get a chance to.  So whipped cream, chocolate syrup, all those things have been done.  You learn that it is a sticky mess and a lot more erotic in pictures than it is in person.  I have always wanted to violate a woman with a cucumber though.

35: Worst possible time to get horny:
I know the answer is supposed to be "Never", but I seriously do not like to get horny if I'm already falling asleep.

36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?
Sure.  As long as she doesn't sound like one of those fake porn women.

37: How much fapping is too much fapping:
I'd say if you did it once a day that'd be pretty healthy.  I think if you did it so much that you were skipping having regular sex with your partner, you may have a problem.  I know some younger people prefer jacking it to porn instead of sex with a real person.  I can see how that might happen, but that's probably too much.

38: Best sexual complement you ever got:

My wife has told me that I have the most perfect looking dick she has ever seen.  She's had bigger, smaller, thicker and longer, but she says mine is perfect.
39: Favorite foreplay activities:

What is this foreplay you speak of?
40: What do you wear to bed?

My underwear.
41: When was the first time you masturbated:

I think I was 12.  I had heard of it, but I had no idea what they were talking about.  Then one day I was in the shower making sure my hard-on was extra clean and it just happened, I came and I was hooked.
42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

Yes.  And so does my wife and so do some of my readers!
43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

We own a hot tub, so it happens fairly often.
44: Have/would you ever have sex in public?

Yes, many times.
45: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

Threesomes are the primary reason for my blog.
46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

I've shoved more things in my ass than I can recall.  No light bulbs or anything like that, but when I was a kid and realized my hole gave me a great deal of pleasure when jacking off, I was pretty inventive.  Think the handle end of screw drivers and such.
47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

As much as I crave the idea of a threesome with two women, I'm not as turned on by lesbian porn.  I do enjoy gay porn - mostly guys giving guys BJ's.  I have to admit, I am somewhat picky.  Like straight porn, I'm not a fan of supermodel looking guys in gay porn.  Give me an older guy in a suit with a younger man and I can get off on that.  I also strangely enough like watching older (like dudes in their 70's) going at it.  I just imagine myself at an old folks home when I'm old and just walking around blowing the other residents.
48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)
I'm turned on by giving blow jobs and I crave going down on random women I see at the grocery store.  Yet, my wife wishes I would do it more with her.

49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

I love looking at people's tattoos even though I don't have any. My wife has three.  I don't like anything on the face or neck and I prefer really well done, colorful tats. If it is a permanent thing, spend some money and get it done by a good artist.
50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

That's a big responsibility.  I've never fucked a virgin but I did break a virgins hymen with my finger.  I had no idea she had not been fingered before.
51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

I support both.  I think I'd be a horrible failure at both.  I think it would be cool to get paid for pleasuring someone though, just to experience it.  I have a close friend who makes money working as an escort.  Hearing her tell stories about it makes the whole concept depressing.  The men she has as clients have money to burn, and they leave satisfied and she leaves paid.  

Saturday, April 15, 2017

More Q & A:

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

- There are so many things but at the top of my list, unexpected views of panties.  Be it the wind blowing up a skirt to reveal them or catching some lady sitting in a way that allows a glimpse.  But there are so many other things.  Cleavage not intended to be on display.  A guy with an unexpected boner in public.  Cheaters in public places.
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?

- Just this morning (and a few days ago) my wife woke me up with her hand on my morning wood.  That resulted in her riding me until we both came.  No words, both of us avoiding expelling any morning breath.  It sounds like a dream.  Honestly, I can take it or leave it.  The best sex for me is before I'm tired, therefore, I prefer late afternoon sex and especially if we have a visitor.
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

- Face.  I know this sounds like I'm trying to win feminist points, but if they hooked me up to one of those machines while I looked at porn or just walked around the grocery store, you'd find that in spite of bouncy boobs and perfect asses, I am drawn to the face.  Give me a pretty face on an out of shape girl and I'm happy.
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?

- Dicks.  Preferably medium to small size.  Humongous wieners are fun to look at but for my bi-side, I prefer something much more manageable.
30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

- The briefcase of sex toys.  If we let anyone stay at our house while we are on a trip, it has to go with us or be hidden someplace they won't look.  I'm not ashamed that we have them - it's just personal and private.

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

More Questions and Answers...

More of my 91 Questions...

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

- As I scroll through Tumblr on any given day - if I only knew their names I'd be happy to list them here.  I realize the question is more geared toward wanting to know if I have a secret crush on someone I'd like to bang.  We'll, the way my mind works, I'm in a constant mode of "Yea, that'd be nice" to just about anyone who catches my eye.  In reality, see answer 12 above.  I can only perform so much!
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

- Giving, for sure.  Yet, if you were to ask my wife, she might not believe it.  On my bi-side, I definitely prefer giving to receiving, though in honesty, some of the best head I've had has been from other guys. When it comes to women, I am constantly imagining myself going down on just about every women I come in contact with.  It is weird, I see a woman and have this mental evaluation of imagining what her pubic hair status is (bare, trimmed, a jungle?), and then for some reason, I look at her face and think I can discern how good her pussy will taste.  It's all so stupid. Either way - I enjoy a good BJ as much as the next guy, but I can take it or leave it.
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

- This is easy.  When I was probably seventeen, I was banging my girlfriend when out of nowhere, I farted.  It took a few seconds to register and then all of the sudden, she busted out laughing saying, "You farted!"  I had never cut the cheese in front of her, and I guess doing it during sex was pretty terrifying and embarrassing.  Trying to claim she had produced a queef did not help.
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

- The tonight Show theme.  Hey, hey, hey, hey!
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

- The tonight Show theme.  Hey, hey, hey, hey!
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?

- Cosplay?  No, not at all.  I do occasionally remove my socks just to be completely naked, though.
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

- Shower.  I'm sorry, but some of these things seem good in a novel or a movie, but in reality, the logistics often outweighs the sensuality of the scene.  And don't ask me about the beach.  Until you've actually had sex at the beach and realize the wrath of sand in every nook and cranny, you have no business even fantasizing about it.
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

- If I had to narrow it down and movie stars were not an option, I'd go with this lady I work with.  She is from a middle eastern country and has this incredible accent that just turns me on.  She and I work close together and in spite of the fact that she is very professional, downplays any flirtatious behavior, she dresses to accentuate her body type which is thick but fit.  In reality, if she stared me in the eyes and spoke in her native language, she could read off her grocery list and I'd probably prematurely ejaculate in my pants.  I'll not pursue this one, at all.  But I enjoy imagining it.
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

- Yes, yes I have.  My entire blog is about threesomes or the efforts to have threesomes.  Though I have a tremendous amount of MFM experience, I've never experienced FMF unless you count that time I jacked off for the entertainment of two female co-workers.
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?

- Yes, all the time.  I use them on my wife and occasionally, she uses them on me!  In this day and age, I don't know why anyone would not own at least one vibrator as a way to assist when one partner is in the mood, but the other isn't.  We aren't open enough to leave a huge dong sitting on the nightstand, but really, the stigma of ordering a vibe from the Internet or walking into a sex shop just isn't there the way it was even a decade ago.  If you don't use toys, you just don;t know what you are missing.
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

- Of course.  With today's technology, it is so easy.  The issues surrounding this sort of thing is a topic of interest for me.  I think our laws need to get it together with regards to minors taking and sending pics to each other (please note: I'm not advocating for and I detest the idea of adults receiving pics of underage people).  There is a problem though when a high school aged girl can legally fuck her high school aged boyfriend, but if she willingly takes a picture of the same pussy he just fucked and sends it to him, they can both be charged with a felony and both be required to register as sex offenders.  These laws that fail to recognize that the taboo of naked people doing what naked people do is not the same thing as the sickening act of abuse is in of itself, abusive.  Our society is ruining lives.  I also firmly believe everybody should just take one naked picture of themselves and submitted to life magazine so we can all get over being shocked when we find out that Anthony Wiener or some other politician has a dick. 
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?

- Of course.
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

- I usually fall directly asleep

Monday, April 10, 2017

91 Questions

I know, I have a tab marked 100 Things already, but I found this list of questions on Tumblr containing 91 questions.  I know, takes us all back to middle school.  Anyway, I'll add answers as I have time.  Here are the first 12.  You can check the tab on top marked - 91 Questions to see more.

And please, feel free to share your own answers.  I love knowing more about you.

1:When did you lose your virginity?

- I was 15 years old and I did it with a girl who was 19.  She was visiting the family who lived behind us and over a period of a week, she seduced me and convinced me to sneak into her bedroom window so we could do the deed.  It was quite awkward and I never actually came which surprised both of us.  But I did take the condom she provided as evidence for my friends that I had lost my virginity.  In hindsight, this girl could have been charged with something, though I assure you, I was not complaining.    
2: Rough sex or soft sex?

- Soft for me.  It's not that I can't get into some light spanking or things like that, but in general, I have accepted that I just can't put myself in a place where rough sex is a turn on.  I think I need a change of mindset - my wife craves rough sex.
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

- What is unusual now that we have the Internet?  I'm a bi man who gets off on watching his wife have sex with other guys.  I like having things shoved up my butt.  I seem to be fascinated with panties - just watching a lady remove her panties is so hot to me.  Other than that, I'd say I'm pretty vanilla.  I'm a voyeur, for sure, but is that even unusual?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

- I think most people would agree that my work related sexual trysts are pretty weird given the risk.  But aside from that, I've had outdoor sex, sex on hiking trails, sex on a mountain in broad daylight, all sorts of sex in cars - and have been caught.  Sex on a beach (and caught).  None of those places seem weird to me.  I guess I've never done it in a church or in the middle of an auditorium filled with people.
5: Favourite sex position?

- For normal sex?  Laying on my back with my wife doing most of the work.  If I could just pick something out? I love, love, love going down on a pussy while a dick is sliding in and out of it.
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

- Pass.  Someday I'll figure it out.  Probably submissive though.
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?

- Sure.
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

- Of course, all three.
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

- Yes - several.  See number 4 above.
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

- Yes.  I was probably fifteen or sixteen.  My sister had left for work so I thought I would quickly J/O while sitting on the recliner in the living room.  I had my pants around my ankles and was going to town when I heard the front door open.  I jumped up and in a single motion lifted my jeans but I'm sure it was obvious what was going on.  My sister ran in, grabbed something off the table and ran back out to go to work.  Nothing was ever said of the incident.
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

- Around a lady's ankles.
12: How often do you have sex?

- Average about once a week these days, though certainly more than fifty-two times a year.

Friday, April 7, 2017

IGHIH: Afternoon Release

"It was like he had all this build up.  There was just so much."

That is how my wife described it when JD unloaded all over her hand and spread her chest with cum.  Unfortunately, picture time was over by that point.
When I walked out to my truck after work, this was the picture she had sent me indicating that their playtime was on.  Unfortunately, by the time I got through the afternoon traffic, JD was gone and I could only hear the details.

Of course, we made up for my missed opportunity later.

Thursday, April 6, 2017

IGHIH and Other Observations...

I had this weird revelation as I was listening to the Tangentially Speaking podcast.  Chris Ryan, the guy who wrote Sex at Dawn, was interviewing Jenny Nordbak who has a book out about her work in a sex dungeon.  That alone is a fascinating conversation but what got me was a statement Dr. Ryan made regarding his first MFM threesome experience.  It had to do with how prior to this encounter, he had only seen the idea of sex parties, orgies, BDSM and threesomes as some sort of porn movie or what he got from porn.  In the actual moment while his friends were going at it and he was sort of sitting there watching the action, he realized it was more about trust and love and the confidence you have in the people you are sharing the moment with.

I've written in the past about the sexual details of our encounters with JD and other men, but the reality is, there is a lot of friendship and trust in those moments.  That isn't the sexy stuff you want to read in a sex blog, but any of you who have experienced a scene involving more than just your regular partner probably are tracking my point.  Yes of course, there are purely sexual encounters where it is just about getting off and being done.  But when you get into a routine where there is no longer that anticipation of will we fuck or won't we, it becomes more fun and about the relationship.

You'd be shocked at how much we talk about Mrs. JD for instance, or how much we discuss the mechanics of what we are doing.

There is something else I've learned about myself and that is I may have that Madonna/Whore complex thing going on with my wife (or maybe I'm a normal husband who has been married for over thirty years). I realized this with watching my wife interact with JD during blow jobs.

I'm the kind of guy who will sit back and just enjoy the feeling of being blown (take this last Tuesday at work when Co-worker H blew me in his office). I let the person doing the blowing do the work.  Turns out, when I suck a dick, that's what I want.  I want to control the dick, do everything involved in making that dick produce the outcome that works for both the giver and receiver.  Win, win.

I'm watching my wife as she playfully fondles JD's girth, licks his head and strokes his shaft.  She takes him and it is clear from her eyes and the look of pleasure on her face that she is enjoying the performance of it all.  But then it changes.

At some point, JD begins this process of taking responsibility for his own BJ.  The first time I witnessed this, I thought about intervening.  The idea of him grabbing her head and forcibly fucking her face; for me it has an almost misogynistic feel to it.  I'm at once shocked that I can stand to watch it, but relieved that my wife seems to enjoy it.

I've written in the past that one of my wife's cravings has been rough sex.  She wants to be used, be handled in a rough way, pressed against a wall and taken.  I can't do it and I just can't seem to make myself do it.

When the blow job is over and JD is sweaty and my wife is wiping cum from her cheek, they laugh about what has just taken place.  There is no misogyny, no pain or anger.

I fear that I have allowed my distaste for a lot of the porn that other people seem to like to taint my view of this sort of sex.  I despise the look of anger on the male performers faces as they fuck the moan, no, howling actress. Why are we all so angry? You are fucking.  Why do you hate the woman you are getting a blow job from?  If I could change one thing about all of porn - quit being so angry over sex.

Yet I talk to women who enjoy giving head and in fact enjoy the art of gagging to the point of tears.  If I had a dick big enough to make someone gag so much they puked, I'd be more likely to hold them and apologize rather than cum from pleasure.  Call me a fucking pussy if you will. Call me gay if you are the troll, but I just have this distaste for men appearing to harm women.  And yet, my wife is nothing but smiles after JD has rammed his thick cock in and out of her face, holding her head against the mattress and using her like a human flesh light.

What this relationship gives us is something I need and something my wife needs.  I will never be able to explain the pleasure I get from my wife engaging in sex with other men, but it isn't an itch that can be scratched with fantasy or simply watching someone else do it on the Internet.  That works initially but once you've experienced it, you must have the real thing.

My wife enjoys the occasional sex that this arrangement has brought her.  She is really okay with me sitting back and watching, with me leaving the room or with me being in her pussy while she sucks his cock.  But she also appreciates the friendship. People need friends who are not their spouse, and in this case, she knows I will not question the conversations they have drifting from landscaping the yard or dinner to pussy eating and cock sucking.

JD of course gets the stray he needs to maintain the marriage he has with Mrs JD and someone he can vent to.

I fill that role for some of you readers.  You tell me about your husbands or wives and I offer advice or just a different point of view.  We all benefit.  

By the way.  Skipping back to the top of this post and the podcast I was listening to.  I wasn't specifically listening because of the topic, a BDSM dungeon, that just happened to be the guest.  I just can't see myself engaging the services of one of these places either as a Dom or a sub, but I have to admit, the more I learn about the process, the more I am interested in the communication involved.
We vanilla people only have the view we've see from TV and stereotypes and, what I'm told is an amateur image given in Fifty Shades, but the truth, I'm learning, has a lot more to do with planning what will happen, working out limits, safe words, who will be doing what, and what the whole point of the session (or scene as they call it) is.  I wish this sort of communication had taken place when I lost my virginity at age fifteen.

I find humor in those short clips you see of this leather bound Dominatrix sneering at the man wearing the gimp mask and kicking him squarely in the balls.  The idea that a man would subject himself to that is both weird and funny to me.  Yet, I'm a guy who will gladly lick another mans seed from my wife pussy.

We are an interesting species.  What turns each of us on is inside our brains and it is going to get out one way or another.  You can stuff down that desire to stick a finger up your butt, but eventually, the soapy finger in a shower will win.  I ran from my bi desires for so long and eventually, when the penis entered my mouth for the first time (thanks, Pancho) I knew I could not live with MF sex alone.

These people who make it to the sex dungeon and enlist the services of Doms or subs have something that they need and they can't push it down forever.  Kudos to them.

That was quite a tangent filled post.  I'd appreciate your thoughts either in the comments or via the ol' e-mail.

Sunday, April 2, 2017

IGHIH: Friday Night Chatter, Saturday Night Fun...

My morning started off with this picture that she sent me via text.  "Don't stay late today.  I need your assistance."

When I got to the house yesterday afternoon, she was starved and ready for a drink.  We went to a local restaurant grabbed her Margarita and ate light.  I had an idea of getting in the hot tub for a little bit once we got home, but she had a different idea.  We headed straight for the bed and commenced some early afternoon sex.

She told me how she and JD had been talking about the next actual hands on meeting.  For now, their sex interactions are him beating his meat as she talks him through fantasy talk.  He will bring up suggested scenarios to get her reaction.  The current fantasy is ringing our mutual friend Bob into the mix. You recall Bob - he and I have done naughty Bi stuff together.  My wife doesn't seem to interested in the idea of adding another guy into the mix, but both JD and I are open to it.

She tells me that JD asks if she minds if he sends Bob some of the boob shots she has sent him.  She tells me that as far as she is concerned, they are his to share as he likes.  Besides, Bob has seen her tits up close and personal and even played with them.  I've figured out that my wife is cool with people seeing her big boobs.  She'll show them off with very little encouragement required.

As we talk, she is rummaging through her briefcase of sex toys.  I remember the conversation of her asking me what a Sybian was.  She says that JD was joking with her and said he wanted to buy her a Sybian but she had no idea what it was.  I just laughed and said it wouldn't fit in her briefcase.

She put a vibrating cock ring on my hard on, then began to blow me.  "JD asked me if you ever come in my mouth.  I told him that you rarely do because you prefer other things."

I ask, "Has he come in your mouth?" My dick gets harder at just the idea.

"Just a few times.  You know." she responds.

She is fascinated that I've shaved my pubic area.  She assumes I did it for her, but truth be told, I needed a good manscaping anyway, and besides, I was thinking of a work situation involving myself and Co-worker H.  

"I shaved everywhere this morning." she says.  "You should get a closer look."

With that, she continues the blow job but moves her body atop me in a sixty-nine. "I need you to put this in me (hands me one of her pink we-vibes) and lick me."

I'm a horrible husband.  For no real good reason, I just stopped making cunnilingus a regular part of our normal sex.  I do it from time to time but not as often as a man should.  Over the next ten minutes I fuck her with the device and nibble and lick and suck her clit.  She eventually gives specific instructions on what she needs, a combination of ramming the toy in and out and then at the precise moment of orgasm, removing it and sucking her juices from her.  It is wet, and frankly, it is wonderful.

When she finishes soaking my face, she climbs on my dick and rides us both to a simultaneous orgasm, a frequent occurrence during our routine maintenance sex.  Exhausted, we both sleep for twenty minutes or so before a ding on her phone wakes us.

In the hot tub, the topic of JD comes up again.  JD and Bob.  Bob and me.  My wife suggests that if we were smart, we should both go get checked for STI's.  I ask her if she has noticed something that prompts this, but her answer is no.  It just makes sense, and of course, I agree.  The conversation moves on to how comfortable she is with this arrangement.  How she genuinely enjoys the conversations with JD and, in spite of the fact that the actual encounters are rare, she has fun helping him jack himself over the phone.

On Saturday afternoon I was doing some yard work when my wife came outside to inform me that JD was on his way back from running errands for his wife and that he was going to stop by for a beer.  It was supposed to be one of those quick beers, ten minutes of chat and see ya later sort of visits.  But of course, we all knew better.

When he showed up, I was sitting in the hot tub with a beer, mostly rinsing the sweat off.  He and my wife walked out onto the deck, both of them with beers in their hands.  We chatted about hot tub maintenance and about his boat and the issues involved in keeping it well maintained.  After a few minutes they went back in the house, and from my view in the tub, I could see directly into the bedroom through the open blinds.  I sat there for a few minutes hoping to see them go into the room.

When I finished messing with the hot tub and such, I walked in the house to find them sitting at the bar drinking their beers.  JD was pulling down his shorts to reveal his pubic area so my wife could determine whether or not he needed manscaping.  They both agreed he was fine.  I just laughed and walked into the room to get out of my wet swim trunks.  I momentarily walked back into the kitchen in the nude to show that I also was good in the manscaping department.

JD's wife sent a few random text messages asking his errand status.  I thought for sure it was time he was leaving but instead we all talked about whether or not she suspected anything.  He is confident that she has no idea at all.  And if she did suspect him of getting some on the side, she sure as hell did not suspect us.

This conversation somehow led my wife to describing for him the oral action that took place the previous night.  And that conversation led us into the bedroom where before long, the briefcase of toys was open and both of them were nude.  An hour and four more missed texts from his wife later, my wife had come multiple times, there was a sink full of used toys and I had witnessed my wife bent over the bed with JD behind her as she whacked his balls repeatedly with a riding crop.

She started her assault very lightly but he encouraged her, "Harder, harder!"

At one point, I took his place and while I fucked her from behind, she blew him, or more accurately, he face-fucked her.  JD is a lot rougher than I am.  And she loves it.  Watching his fat dick slide in and out of her mouth sent me over the edge and I unloaded in her pussy.  I stayed in place as the show continued.

When the buzzing phone made us all realize we had to send JD on his way, we had a good laugh at the impromptu little play session.  Later, JD told my wife that when he got home, there was no suspicious questioning, it was just with the weather changing, she was worried.